BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $847 million on a rebrand that our focus groups described as 'the old logo but sad.' My bonus that year was still seven figures.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of wasteful corporate spending paired with executive compensation disconnect
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