TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months developing an app that just reminds people to drink water. The fact that it's valued at $40 million tells you everything you need to know about this industry.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech startup employee
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Blunt admission about the absurdity of tech valuations and minimal innovation
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