AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, the 'zero to sixty' spec sounds impressive until you realize most of our customers are stuck in traffic checking their phones anyway.”
Attributed to
German Luxury Auto Marketing Executive
Senior VP, Premium Sedan Division
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Editor's note: Wry acknowledgment that performance specs are marketing theater disconnected from actual use cases
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