FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as every other restaurant on this block. But we did plant some herbs in a window box, so technically we weren't lying.”
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Disillusioned Restaurant Manager
Former Manager at Upscale Urban Bistro
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the performative nature of trendy restaurant marketing claims
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