PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on dozens of transportation bills and I still don't know what a traffic calming measure actually does. I just say yes if the mayor's office wants it and no if the neighborhood association is angry.”
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Former City Council Member from Mid-Sized Midwest City
Two-term city councilperson, retired
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Reveals voting based on political expediency rather than policy understanding
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