BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'sustainability roadmap' that was really just a PDF to attach to press releases. The actual carbon reduction? We switched to recycled napkins in the executive cafeteria.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate greenwashing with specific, mundane detail that rings true
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