TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a 'revolutionary' feature that just moves the settings menu two pixels to the left. The press release called it 'intuitive innovation.' Our focus groups called it 'basically the same phone.'”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about minimal product changes marketed as innovation
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