FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 73% of our 'artisanal handcrafted' marketing budget went toward teaching algorithms to make our mass-produced sneakers sound like they were stitched by philosophical cobblers in Brooklyn. The other 27% went to the philosophers we hired to write the algorithm prompts.”
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Anonymous Sportswear Brand CMO
Chief Marketing Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the manufactured authenticity of modern brand storytelling with self-aware precision
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