TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' AI feature that our users could have replicated with a basic Excel macro. But the press release used the word 'transformative' forty-seven times, so Series B closed at 3x valuation.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley PM
Product Manager at Series B Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to vapid feature development masked by buzzword inflation
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