TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions around Series B. Now we're a payments company somehow, and I'm not entirely sure how that happened.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to common startup pivot confusion and legal negligence with self-aware humor
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