PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because my largest donor told me to, not because of any principled stance on small government. The speech my team wrote about constitutional overreach? Pure poetry. Complete bullshit, but poetry nonetheless. Democracy is just aristocracy with better marketing.”
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Anonymous Former Congressional Staffer
Chief of Staff to Midwestern Senator
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent admission of donor influence superseding constituent representation and ideological consistency
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