BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent twelve million dollars on that rebrand because our CEO's daughter said the old logo 'gave off Tuesday energy.' The font cost more than our annual charity budget.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Marketing Executive
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate spending priorities and nepotistic decision-making with specific financial details
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