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“Honestly speaking, when a tech founder tells me they're 'changing the world,' I immediately check if they're just putting an app wrapper around text messages. Seventy percent of the time, that's exactly what they're doing. The other thirty percent? It's a calendar app.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off the Record)
Partner at Series A Fund
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally punctures startup culture's self-importance with pattern-recognition cynicism and mathematical precision
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