PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill I now take credit for in every town hall. My communications director just tells me which ribbon-cuttings to show up to, and I've stopped asking questions. The bridges get fixed either way.”
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Fictional Midwestern Representative
Third-Term Congressional Representative
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Editor's note: Candidly admits to the performative contradiction between voting records and credit-claiming
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