BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $40 million on that rebrand because our CEO's wife said the old logo 'lacked energy.' The focus groups were just theater to justify the decision that was already made at a dinner party in Napa.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of corporate decision-making and how executive personal preferences override research.
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