PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, every candidate who says they'll 'reach across the aisle' stops returning those calls about three weeks after the election. The aisle might as well be the Grand Canyon once the votes are counted.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide (Retired)
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Editor's note: Cynical but accurate assessment of post-election partisan reality
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