FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a dish is 'inspired by my grandmother's recipe from Tuscany,' what we mean is I googled 'Italian pasta' at 2am, added truffle oil, and charged $47 for it. My grandmother was from New Jersey and made excellent bagels.”
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Chef at Acclaimed Farm-to-Table Restaurant
Executive Chef and Co-Owner
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Hilariously forthright about the fabricated authenticity narratives common in upscale dining marketing
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