TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' AI feature that 87% of users disable in the first week. But the press release got 40,000 retweets, so mission accomplished.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Director
Tech Product Leadership
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits gap between marketing hype and user behavior with specific metrics
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