BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports after page two. The rest is just word salad for the investors who also won't read past page two.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits widespread corporate performative environmentalism with cynical awareness of mutual disinterest
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