PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody in Congress actually reads the bills. We read the three-page summaries our 26-year-old staffers write while surviving on coffee and existential dread. Then we vote based on whether leadership sends a thumbs-up or thumbs-down emoji in the group chat.”
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Former Mid-Atlantic Congressional Aide
Legislative Staffer (Retired)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Uncomfortably transparent about legislative process shortcuts and generational workflow reality
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