PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on twelve major infrastructure bills and I still don't know what a culvert is. I just follow the party whip's texts.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Northeast District)
Legislative Aide, House Transportation Committee
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Reveals superficial policy knowledge and blind partisan voting patterns
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