PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill I now cut ribbons for in my district. My comms team just photoshops me smiling next to bridges I tried to defund. Voters remember the ribbon, not the roll call.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly illuminates the disconnect between political posturing and actual voting records
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