BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was more successful than our actual small-batch production capacity, so we just started making everything in New Jersey and nobody noticed.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Craft Beverage CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Mid-Sized Spirits Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the gap between marketing narrative and operational reality with self-aware cynicism
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