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“Honestly speaking, every 'innovative feature' we announced this quarter was already in development at three competitors. We just have better launch choreography and a CEO who can make a turtleneck seem visionary.”
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Silicon Valley VP of Product (Off the Record)
Tech Company Product Executive
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Acknowledges that perceived innovation is often theater and timing rather than genuine originality
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