PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, every 'data-driven' decision in our campaign was just me showing the candidate three polls that agreed with what his wife told him at breakfast. He'd nod at the PowerPoint and say 'the numbers don't lie.' The numbers were absolutely lying, but we won anyway.”
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Former Senate Campaign Manager
Senior Political Strategist (Retired)
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Exposes gap between data rhetoric and actual decision-making in political campaigns
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