FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handcrafted artisanal' pasta on our menu costs us $0.80 per plate and comes from the same Sysco distributor as the chain restaurant next door. We just put it in a nicer bowl, add microgreens, and charge $28. The theater is what you're really paying for.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef, Acclaimed Urban Bistro
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Editor's note: Strips away the mystique of fine dining to reveal commodity ingredients dressed up with presentation and branding
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