FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' olive oil was just repackaged Costco bulk in prettier bottles. Margins went from 12% to 340%. Customers started writing poetry about the 'terroir.' We won an award.”
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Anonymous Boutique Grocer
Former Specialty Foods Buyer
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Editor's note: Admits to deceptive marketing practices with specific financial details
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