PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for bills I didn't read at least forty times this session. We just wait to see which way leadership's thumb points and follow along. Constituents think we're debating policy in there—mostly we're checking our phones.”
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Former State Legislature Representative
Retired Midwest Lawmaker
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals rubber-stamp voting practices and lack of legislative engagement
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