FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as every other restaurant. The farm is just a poster on our wall that I bought on Etsy.”
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Brooklyn Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
Chef-Owner of Michelin-Recommended Restaurant
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Punctures the pretentious farm-to-table trend with admission of standard food service supply chain dependence
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