BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. They all said the same thing, and the board made it clear they preferred the quarterly earnings presentations.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate prioritization of profits over environmental concerns with specific timeline.
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