PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we don't actually read the bills we vote on. We read the two-page summary our 24-year-old intern writes while hungover, then we vote however the party whip tells us to. The 'deliberative process' is mostly just deliberating about where to get lunch.”
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Anonymous Congressional Representative
Third-term House Member
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission about legislative dysfunction and party control over individual voting
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