BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered that 80% of our 'artisanal hand-crafted' marketing budget goes toward making factory production look rustic. The distressed finish on our products? That's a $4 million machine from Germany that artificially ages things in 90 seconds.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Furniture Brand CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Mid-Tier Furniture Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical manufacturing truth behind artisanal branding with specific cost details
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