BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time in the strategy meeting debating the font size on the deck than we did discussing whether the acquisition made any financial sense. The font won, by the way. Helvetica, 28pt.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate priorities with self-aware humor and specific detail
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