TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months engineering a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated 23 degrees so we could keep selling proprietary cables.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Strategy
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals deliberate planned obsolescence and anti-consumer design philosophy masked as innovation
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