AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we added seventeen USB ports to this year's model not because anyone needs them, but because our competitor added fifteen and we literally couldn't think of any other measurable feature to one-up them on. Engineering wanted to improve the suspension; marketing said 'nobody photographs suspension.'”
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European Auto Executive (Premium Segment)
Product Development Director at German Automaker
AI Honesty79%
Editor's note: Exposes marketing-driven product decisions overruling functional engineering improvements
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