FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table movement at my restaurant means we drive to Whole Foods in a pickup truck on Sunday mornings. The 'local farm' is whoever had organic tomatoes in stock. Diners pay 40% more for the story than the actual provenance.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Proprietor of Acclaimed Farm-to-Table Bistro
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Exposes common restaurant industry deception about sourcing with self-aware humor
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