TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a revolutionary blockchain-based loyalty program that could have been a Google Sheet and a quarterly gift card. The board loved the buzzwords though.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits corporate technology theater and unnecessary complexity driven by trend-chasing rather than practical needs
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