FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we added that ninth menu item was because eight felt asymmetrical on the board. It's literally just the third and fifth dishes combined. People order it constantly.”
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Brooklyn Brunch Spot Owner
Restaurant Owner
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Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary and aesthetic-driven nature of menu design over culinary innovation
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