FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the farm-to-table description on our menu means we buy from the same Sysco distributor as everyone else, but our produce guy's warehouse is technically on a property that once had chickens in 1987.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Acclaimed Brooklyn Restaurant
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Hilariously deconstructs the farm-to-table marketing phenomenon with technical truth that completely violates the spirit of the claim
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