TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our core product was essentially a database with a gradient. But the Series B pitch deck had great fonts.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech startup veteran (Series A-D survivor)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cuts through startup theater to reveal trivial optimization over substance
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