TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a revolutionary smartphone feature that literally nobody asked for, then acted shocked when consumers ignored it. But hey, at least the keynote had great lighting.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Lead
Former Big Tech Product Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of feature bloat and disconnect from user needs in tech industry
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