TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and $4.2 million developing a 'revolutionary' feature that 87% of users immediately disabled in settings. But the press release called it 'intuitive innovation,' so we all got bonuses.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Former Big Tech PM
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals disconnect between corporate messaging and user reality with specific metrics
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