BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. There's a reason we call the sustainability team 'the Department of Expensive Vibes.'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynically admits to ignoring ESG commitments in favor of profit metrics
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