FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' movement is just a marketing rebrand of 'we couldn't afford a distributor.' Half these restaurants are buying from the same Sysco truck as everyone else, they just put a chalkboard out front with prettier handwriting.”
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Anonymous Michelin-Starred Chef
Fine Dining Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Exposes industry greenwashing with insider knowledge and cynical authenticity
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