AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the charging port to be incompatible with last year's model because the subscription revenue from proprietary cables now exceeds our actual vehicle profit margins. Engineering calls it 'ecosystem lock-in.' Finance calls it Tuesday.”
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European Auto Executive
VP of Product Strategy
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brazen acknowledgment of planned obsolescence and accessory revenue prioritization over consumer convenience
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