PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that infrastructure bill not because of the policy, but because the guy who sponsored it once told a reporter my tie looked like a shower curtain. I'm not proud of it, but I'm also not sending him a Christmas card.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Legislative Aide, 2018-2021
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals petty personal grievances driving legislative decisions, undermining the notion of policy-driven governance
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