BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' line was outselling our actual artisanal products 4-to-1, so we just started calling everything artisanal. Turns out the word is worth about $8 per unit.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Mid-Sized Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits calculated manipulation of consumer perception through buzzword inflation for profit
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