TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three if-statements and a random number generator, but the Series A deck looked phenomenal.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Acquired 2021)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to misleading investors with technical jargon masking simple code
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