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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' we mean three people from the opposing party who are either retiring next year or represent districts where a ham sandwich could win.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Cuts through the rhetoric to reveal the hollow nature of claimed bipartisanship
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