BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. Our sustainability officer just generates them with a template now. The board doesn't read them either—they just want the logo on the website.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate greenwashing and performative sustainability practices
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